he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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