When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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