i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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