pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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