I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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