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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I had to cum in my sink.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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