he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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