god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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