glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
