he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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