yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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