What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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