The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
honey bunches of taint.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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