My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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