Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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