Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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