and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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