whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
