So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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