Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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