I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
smell my finger.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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