it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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