Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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