3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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