Dual....:-)
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
