And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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