You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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