My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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