It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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