My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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