For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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