I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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