i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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