My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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