Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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