Dual....:-)
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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