have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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