We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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