Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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