he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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