Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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