new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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