dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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