ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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