The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
