we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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