You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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