Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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