I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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