Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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